Why men are never depressed...
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
v Your last name stays put.
v The garage is all yours.
v Wedding plans take care of themselves.
v Chocolate is just another snack.
v You can be President.
v You can never be pregnant.
v You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
v You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
v Car mechanics tell you the truth.
v The world is your urinal.
v You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
v You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
v Same work, more pay.
v Wrinkles add character.
v Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
v People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
v New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
v One mood all the time.
v Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
v You know stuff about tanks.
v A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
v You can open all your own jars.
v You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
v If someone forgets to invite you, he or she, can still be your friend.
v Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
v Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
v You almost never have strap problems in public.
v You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
v Everything on your face stays its original colour.
v The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
v You only have to shave your face and neck.
v You can play with toys all your life.
v One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
v You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
v You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
v You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
v You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On in 25 minutes.