Thursday, May 09, 2013

Why men are never depressed...

Why men are never depressed...
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
v  Your last name stays put.
v  The garage is all yours.
v  Wedding plans take care of themselves.
v  Chocolate is just another snack.
v  You can be President.
v  You can never be pregnant.
v  You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
v  You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
v  Car mechanics tell you the truth.
v  The world is your urinal.
v  You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
v  You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
v  Same work, more pay.
v  Wrinkles add character.
v  Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
v  People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
v  New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
v  One mood all the time.
v  Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
v  You know stuff about tanks.
v  A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
v  You can open all your own jars.
v  You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
v  If someone forgets to invite you, he or she, can still be your friend.
v  Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
v  Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
v  You almost never have strap problems in public.
v  You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
v  Everything on your face stays its original colour.
v  The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
v  You only have to shave your face and neck.
v  You can play with toys all your life.
v  One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
v  You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
v  You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
v  You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
v  You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

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