2. I don't hear mini bus taxi rackets every
3. I can park my car less than 5m from my front door, and I don't have to walk downstairs or upstairs or through a series of security checks just to get out of the driveway.
4. My family pick up the phone and actually try to see me here.
5. " friends " " " " " " " " " " "
6. I don't get accosted by car guards or boemelaars every time I go anywhere, at every intersection.
8. The girls are prettier and they take me skiing, and the neighbours invite you to a braai 2-3 weeks after you've moved in.
10. Model management agencies reckon I'm not a loser.
11. The surfers here are totally hardcore.