Wednesday, May 05, 2010
Oh so you think YOUR life is tough?
SHOOT: Imagine being born into a world where your baby brothers and sisters literally eat you as soon as they grow teeth, and if you're too good to eat them. But it gets better. If you survive to become a cannibal par excellance, you grow your own poison, and you're able to inflate yourself to many times your original size. If that doesn't put some idiot carnivore off eating you, then they die a miserable death by asphixiation if they do. Unless you're unlucky enough to find yourself on the menu at a Japanese restaurant of course.