How can visitors soak up South African culture?
From an air-conditioned hotel-supplied van shuttling them to the stadium.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Fifa's unofficial unendorsed guide to the 2010 Soccer World Cup
SHOOT: Visitors to the world cup may not be sure what to expect? Strikes, power outages, racist Afrikaners? Nah! Swine flu - pah! Rift Valley Fever - bah! Bodyguards can be hired at all major airports, and insurance is also available from ATM machines. Please also pick up a T-shirt that says, I AM NOT A BOER, PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME, and an ingestible tracking device in the event you are kidnapped or murdered for muti. But wait, there's more...