Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Christopher Hitchens on The Ten Commandments - Vanity Fair

Christopher Hitchens New Ten Commandments

#1 Do not condemn people on the basis of their ethnicity or their color
#2 Do not think of using people as private property
#3 Despise those who use violence or the threat of it in sexual relationships
#4 Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child
#5 Do not condemn people for their inborn nature
#6 Be aware that you too are an animal, and dependent on the web of nature - try to think and act accordingly
#7 Do not imagine that you can escape judgement if you rob people with a false prospectus
#8 Turn off that fucking cellphone
#9 Denounce all Jihadists and Crusaders for what they are: psychopathic criminals with ugly delusions and terrible sexual oppressions
#10 Be ready to renounce any God or any religion if any holy commandment should contradict any of the above

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