Marriage Jokes

Getting married is like going to a restaurant. When you see what everyone else has ordered you wish you were having what they're having.

Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

I haven't spoken to my Mother-In-Law for eighteen months....I don't like to interrupt her